My life is about to become absolute rubbish, so I thought that would be reason enough to share it with you. I ACCIDENTALLY blew up the Chemistry lab at school, so Mum's sending me to London to live with Dad, his wife and their precious little Devil Child. Great. In a few weeks I'll be stuck living in big, noisy, dirty London, going to a new school with a bunch of kids I don't know, working part-time at a boooooring fashion magazine and sharing a house with my dad, whom I haven't lived with since I was like 6.